College Ragging: -
Tintumon: Cheta, pls upadravikkalle …!!

Sasikuttan : HaHa Chetano! Ingane Oru aniyanulla karyam ente Dad paranjittillallo!!!!

Tintumon: Ente Achan paranjitundu!!!!

In a bus;

Tintumon: dance teacher aanalle?

Bichumol : yes,engene manassilayi?

Tintu:Thaalam pidikunnathu kondu chodichatha…

Bichumol: workshopil aanu job alle?

Tintumon : engane manassilayi..?

Bichumol: “JACKIEY” vekkunnathu kondu chodhichatha…..!!!!!

Tintumon 2 Teacher
Do you like me?

Miss : So sweet.

Tintumon: When should I sent my parents to your home?

Miss. Why?

Tintumon: To talk about us.

Miss: What are you saying?

Tintumon: For tuition……!!!

Nannaayi paattu paadunna Dundumolodu Tintumon: Ninakku TV-yilo Radio-yilo padikkoode?
Dundumol : Athraykkum nannaayittundo?
Tintumon : Athalla, TV-yilo Radio-yilo avumbol off aakkamalloo…

Vote pidikan partikaar Tintumonte veetil chennu..
Saghav :Mone, Achan Congressilo atho Communistilo ..???
Tintumon:Achan Kakoosila chetta !!!

Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.