Tintumon:Innathe kaalathu oru pothine valarthan
enthu chelavu varum?

Bibikuttan:ariyilla

TintuMon:veetil chodichittu paranjal mathi !!

College Ragging: -
Tintumon: Cheta, pls upadravikkalle …!!

Sasikuttan : HaHa Chetano! Ingane Oru aniyanulla karyam ente Dad paranjittillallo!!!!

Tintumon: Ente Achan paranjitundu!!!!

Teacher: aakashathu parakkukayum bhoomiyil prasavikkukayum cheyyunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu!
Tintumon: airhostess

tintumon bhaarya officil managerudae madiyyil irrikkunnathu kandappool
tintu: vaadii ividaae
manager: please naattikaaruthu
tintu : officill oru kasaara vaadichidaanariyaatha thannae njaan naattikkum.

-by Abishek.k.jayadeep {appu}

Tintumonu SI selection kitty.

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol
oru sthree compliant aayi vannu

women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla

Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum

Tintumon kulathil veenu.aaro avane rakshichu.
rakshicha aalodu Tintumon- ” edo,thanano enne rakshichadhu..?

ayal- ” adhe..

Tintumon- ” engil parayado kope, ente oru cherippevide…!!